Then only thing keeping me from writing this post entirely out of obscenities (or at least the first paragraph) is the fact that I can get drunk tonight.
Yup, the whooooore showed up.
Firstly, please don't tell me you're sorry; I know you are and I love you, but hearing this has just been making me well up and throw shit today. Women are wired to agree and my estrogen is very high right now, so if you're sorry, then I'll be sorry and I don't want to be! Instead, leave me a comment with an activity I couldn't do if I were pregnant.
Yup, the whooooore showed up.
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I honestly did really well this morning when I woke up to her ugly ass face. I can handle either outcome but not knowing is the WORST.
So today I love me because:
- I'm getting drunk. All weekend.
- I'm elbows-deep in crochet baby hoodies
- I'm making a hoodie for the surprise-pregnant people at work. 7 weeks ago I was bitter.
- I'm really happy for the women who got pregnant this month that I talk to on fertility websites. Really. Jealous, but genuinely happy for them.
- I love my cats.
- I'm going to try to love Peach better. She's just soooo damn crazy all the time.
- I'm letting myself feel however I want today.
Have a nice weekend.
I love you, Hill! In addition to getting drunk, you can eat all the sushi and soft cheese you want. That would be my go-to, for sure!
ReplyDelete@Heather I love you! Hmmm soft cheese... had not thought of that! It's now on the list with "clubbing" and "get a tattoo."
ReplyDeleteOK. I cannot stop laughing at that graphic. It's classic! Have a great weekend :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE this approach! I say down as much espresso as you want!
ReplyDeletehugs!
I went through the same thing with Shifty, peach will calm down eventually! One day you will be sitting there watching a whole movie beginning to end and realize she didnt bug you once! I miss you :)
ReplyDeleteI love nr.7. Way to go, sweetie:) Kisses and talk to you soon. xo
ReplyDelete@Stacie, right?! Retro-chic!
ReplyDelete@Kim, I hadn't thought of that! YAY! Coffee!!!
@Jessie, thank you. She is getting better everyday!
@Diana, thank you! That may be my favorite, too.